I don’t know if it’s OK to have an intermission in a book because, unlike a play or musical, you can put a book down at any time and go take a piss if you wish. Also, if you are reading the intermission then you are still reading and, thus, not really taking an intermission. However, after watching my seven year old play video games until he pee’d in his pants, and knowing how focused my readers will be reading this book, I figured I better direct a little pee break at the half way point. Nevertheless, the question remains, how to pee and keep reading at the same time. Actually, the real purpose of the intermission is to rest your brain from all the buckshot I have been propelling at it. I also want to make sure that you are OK? Have you survived all the insults to your way of thinking? Are you laughing? Are you pissed? Do I need to un-list my phone number? Remember, my goal is simply to make you laugh and make you think. If you are doing both these things, then I have succeeded. INTERMISSION